Hot action over cold weekend presages busy period for US maternity services

Snow in a city streetKEEPING WARM: Evidence from past weather-related curfews suggests a baby boom is only nine-months ahead. Picture: AsPerceived.

MATERNITY services in US states affect by this weekend’s great snow storm could well find their workload reaches a consequent high in late October and early November.

Evidence from previous similar shutdowns suggests that the birthrate there in nine months time will be far greater than the average for that time of year.

Localized birthrates frequently increase after shorter power outages keep people indoors – so a lockdown of at least 48 hours could well see an even greater number of births later in 2016.

As well as thinking well ahead about planning staff vacations in the healthcare sector, retailers would probably be well advised to make sure that supermarket shelves are well stocked with diapers, baby wipes and similar infant requisites in October and November.

Bearing in mind the focus on promoting Halloween-themed merchandise at that time of year, no doubt diapers decorated with pumpkins or witches’ hats will appear somewhere.

With some parents calling their children after the places where they were conceived, the challenge may be to choose a name that reflects when this took place – so “Jan” could perhaps be among the most popular.

Those professing the Christian faith could well find answers among the saints whose names are linked with these days in January.

The medievalist website says these include, for January 21, martyred virgin Agnes, martyr Epiphanius, bishop of Pavia, further martyrs Fructuosus, bishop (of Tarragona, and his companions Augurius and Eulogius, from Spain and Narbonne in France, virgin Inez de Beniganim, hermit Meginrad, priest Nicholas Woodfen, martyr Patroclus and confessor bishop Winnin.

Those listed for January 22 include martyr Anastasius, widow Blaesilla, abbot Dominic of Sora, bishop confessor Epiphanius, martyr Ulphus, pope Urban from Magdeburg, deacon of Paris Vincent and martyrs Vincent, Orontius and Victor.

For January 23, the names are abbot Agilus, bishop Bernard of Vienne in France, martyrs Clement of Ancyra and Agathangelus, virgin Emerentiana, abbot Eusebius, bishop of Toledo Ildephonsus, almoner and bishop of Alexandria John, Lufthild, martyr Macarius, martyr Maimbod, virgin Margaret of Ravenna, monk Raymond of Peñafort and bishop Urban of Langres.

The names associated with January 24 include bishop of Auvernge in France Artemis, bishop of Cambrai Autbert, bisthop Babylas of Antioch, abbot Cadoc, Scandinavian king and martyr Eric, bishop Felician of Foligno, bishop Francis of Sales, anchoret Macedonius, martyr Macharious of Bruges, confessor Marcolino of Forli, martyr Sabinianus of Troyes and apostle Timothy.

With so many to use or adapt, none of those who discover that their on their way to parenthood in the next few weeks as the pregnancy tests or other evidence opens their eyes to the longer-term consequences of the snow fall, should be at a loss for a name for the new arrivals.

The word of the storm appeared to be ‘hunker’ – which the Oxford Dictionary defines as either bending forward or applying oneself rigorously to a particular task. Many TV presenters appearing ‘on camera’ as they cover the snow seemed to be using it in the context of another misapplied metaphor ‘battening down the hatches’.

However, with the prospects of an October baby boom already on the horizon, perhaps another meaning for the word has now become apparent.


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